I have been struggling with toothache since Christmas Day afternoon and on a toothache pain scale of one to ten, I give this a ten. A big fat TEN in Capital Letters, Roman Numerals, whatever.
I have a big lump on the side of my face which looks as though I am stockpiling enough Turkey to see me through till Easter and in desperation I begged OH to give me his last five antibiotics (there is nothing wrong with him anyway) as I know that is what the Dentist will give me before they can do any work (when they open) as it is pretty obvious I have an abcess and therefore I declined a planned trip to Bluewater today with my darling daughters to spend the money that is burning a hole in my Louis Vuitton purse.
So as usual I did a bit of online browsing instead and as most of my readers will know by now, I have been coveting an Alexander Wang Rocco or Darcy Bag for what seems like a very long long time. Net-A-Porter had two in their sale but when I logged on, as it started, the reduction wasn't that great and they were both sold out anyway at £690. Today I thought I would have a peek on mytheresa.com and sure enough they had one for a far more reasonable £594.57 and I was just about to put in my basket as my fingers shook with delight and excitement and the toothache seemed to disappear (well for a second), when I realised that my Birthday and Christmas money is in my handbag, not in my Bank Account.
Curse that stupid OH when he made me cut up my credit cards about three years ago. All I keep thinking about is using the debit card for the joint account but not sure I can get into town to put the money in before the mortgage comes out on Thursday! Imagine that, OH would kill me!
Alexander Wang Rocco Bag Was £848 now £594.57
Surely this bag is worth a divorce petition and I could always rent a house! Come on, I need it so badly, I'm dying here with handbag heartache........


So sorry to hear about your tooth. That SUCKS. I hope you'll have it looked at soon and that the pain will go away quickly...
ReplyDeleteWell if you did end up a homeless you would be a very stylish bag lady if you purchased this beauty :)).
ReplyDeleteHope your toothache gets sorted soon there is no pain worse than toothache and also the cost of the treatment is pretty painful too xoxo
I FEEL YOUR PAIN!! Er no not the toothache, much sympathy, but the shopping pain. I NEED, NEED, NEED, these Chris Kane boots but don't get paid until the 1st and as I too dont have credit cards any more I am now obsessivly checking that they didn't sell out every hour. Bah bloody humbug!!
ReplyDeleteHi there-seasons greetings to you and what a dilemma-I really hope you can somehow get it, I'll keep my fingers crossed you work something out! xx
ReplyDeleteThe work of a domestic goddess never ends! Tooth pain is awful, poor you, you deserve that gorgeous bag! i think you should use his credit card! Did you buy it?
ReplyDeleteHahaha that is so funny! I'm thinking hang on in there and if it is meant to be it will happen and by then it will be more of a bargain. Don't forget to look on harrods/Harvey nicks/Selfridges too.
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Oh you poor thing!! Toothache is the worst!
ReplyDeleteYou've wanted the bag for ages, just buy it!!
I hope you feel better soon and you have a lovely break xx
PS. I was MAD on Follyfoot, I'm glad you remember it. I was mad on anything to do with horses and yes I remember the cords too!
Time to get another account methinks!! ;) Hope the toothache has gone now you're on antibiotics. X
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year. xx