So as yet another summer approaches and I find myself another year older and most probably a few pounds heavier (its a big mistake not having weighing scales) its that time of year when I start dreaming about holidays and swimwear.
Always the Missoni & Pucci obsessive, I get the hump if I can't grab a designer Bikini in the Sales every year, but I was lucky enough to log on to theoutnet last Tuesday and secure a Pucci number that thankfully wasn't tie sided (I do draw the line somewhere!).
Can you see the attraction?
It was a purchase that was to get me in a whole load of trouble. I came in from the garden on Wednesday and started talking to OH who wasn't there, he was at the front door signing for my package! Oh shit!
He came in and said "what the bloody hell is this, another parcel from theoutnet" (or words to that effect). "It's only a bikini" I shrieked in my defence. "Yes, but no doubt one that is still about a £100 in the Sale" he shouted. At this point I started giggling, mostly because he had hit the nail on the head. Well it was slightly over that, but I don't talk about a silly £17 and the £6 p&p counts for nothing! He then started giggling and in a joking manner said "now get out of the kitchen" at which point he kicked the empty washing basket across the room and it got me right in the shin, ouch!
Samantha Jones in Sex and the City
Phew! So I got away with that one then, but ever since I have been questioning myself, my age and my swimwear choices. You see, no matter what my size or my advancing years, I just can't go for a one piece. I like to get a brown stomach when I spend a week poolside, and even though the middle age spread has well and truly turned into the shape of an alcoholic's anonymous beer belly, it is smooth and stretch mark free (at least I was blessed with something), even if rotund, but I know many women my age who would recoil in horror at the thought of a two piece, so why don't I?
Helen Mirren at 62! Some women just get better with age!
I slagged off Elle macpherson for looking like "Mutton dressed as Lamb" in some plastic looking spray on leggings (even though they were created by Karl) and have other strict dressing guidelines for over forties ie no skirts above the knee, don't display too much cleavage, avoid slogan t-shirts like the plague etc, but a boring black one piece swimming cossie leaves me cold.
Why then, when Lulu, in her sixties, looks great in hers?
Surely such a garment should be the epitome of chic for a middle aged, self proclaimed fashionista, no? Instead I throw abandon to the wind and break all of my own fashion rules and really don't give a damn what I look like, but then I suppose holidays are supposed to be that one, carefree time of year when you should stop worrying about what you look like and just have fun!
The Gorgeous Emma Forbes, Barbados, Jan 2011
Which would you choose?
Check out all the reduced price designer swimwear at theoutnet
here.
At what age do you think women should wear a one piece and have you done so yet? and if so, why?